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11Oct/072

Baptist Minister Found Dead In Scuba Gear With Dildo In His Ass

How embarrassing.

An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete scuba wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking).

The local paper didn't mention the dildo they found in his ass.

He used to lead the singing in Chapel and sang "People Need the Lord" all the time and was famous for trying ot get several thousand college kids to settle down by repeating "Young people" over and over again

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  1. everything must be covered in rubber. no actual physical contact, that way he’s not doing anything bad. :)


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