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20Aug/060

Madonna lobbies UK Goverment for Majical Cleaning Solution

MADONNA and her husband, Guy Ritchie, have been lobbying the British Government and nuclear industry over a magic cleaning solution.

The couple, both followers of the Jewish spiritual movement Kabbalah, approached Downing Street, Whitehall and British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) promoting a scheme to clean up radioactive waste using a "mystical" liquid tested in a Russian lake.

"It was like a crank call ... the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically," one official said.

Artur Spokojny, the director of Oroz and a Kabbalah follower, is said to have developed a "revolutionary" [nuclear waste] decontamination agent called Orodyne, which can reportedly also treat gynaecological problems in cows and sheep.

N-waste? Madonna has solution | World Wide Weird | The Australian

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